Born in the wilds of the Australian outback, Matt quickly became skilled in hunting by catching and devouring the desert wildlife.
As a teenager Matt became obsessed with digging large holes in the red desert . This is where Matt made his sizeable fortune, working the gem infested mines of the Aussie outback.
Eventually realising that New Zealand has the best Rugby & Cricket teams, (and the best looking women), Matt decided to jump the ditch.
Given his remote, uncommunicative life in the outback, it was a natural progression that Matt became an exec in one of NZs largest telecommunucation providers.
During a failed sales pitch from Snoop, Matt learned of, the art of Spearfishing. From that time, Matt has spent much of his spare time watching and learning as much as he can from Dono. (Luckely there wasnt too much to learn as Matt doesnt have much spare time.)
In 2006 the student became the master, by taking out the club champs. A feat he will not be allowed to perform again.
A founding member (Godfather) of the Axemen, Matt continues to offer valuable ''piss takes'' to his collegues. |